Squagel

is a square bagel.
There was so much excitement around it @ work, that everyone hovered over to EG's computer to google up if there is something like that. We found lots, even images!
What would a pentagon shaped bagel be called? Pentaquagel? Pentagel? And circular.. cirquagel, or just bagel.
In fact, everyone just became 10 times more nutrition-conscious. EG and I went to get booster juices today. VA has stopped going for iced caps and this article was being circulated on the team list:
Drinks by Starbucks are at the centre of a consumer health group's latest report.