Winnie the Pooh!

Oh my god, I got my hands on some really hilarious Winnie-the-Pooh "little" books. I could read them again and again and backwards for ages!

In order to understand the joke, you need to have a little idea of who the characters in Winnie the Pooh are. But I'll save that for a later post.

Here are two from Winnie-the-Pooh's Little Book of Friendship The secret of Pooh's social success
Be Prepared to Make New Friends
...and Pooh wondering what a Grandfather was like, and if perhaps this was Two Grandfathers they were after now, and, if so, whether he would be allowed to take one home and keep it...

Say it with Flowers
Nobody had ever picked Eeyore a bunch of violets, and the more he thought of this, the more Piglet thought how sad it was to be an Animal who had never had a bunch of violets picked for him.

And two from Eeyore's Little book of Gloom Read this book, then you'll be really sorry...
E=H₂O
You can lead a horse to water...
but you can't make him sink!

Invisible mending
You can give the donkey a happy ending...
but the miserable beginning remains forever.